Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Line]

i was all ready to get smashed for St. Pattys Day, but i got a pretty badass case of Flu

You fucking pussy, it's like two days away yet

 

[CaptainCharisma]

im like beyond hydrated dude, i had to sit in the hospital for hours all day yesterday, i doubt a heavy dose of drinking is gonna help me in anyway....no matter how much i want it to

 

[Chesticles]

It's patties day here today, I expect drunken posts from Line in here aswell as myself, and not CC because he lets a little thing like possible death get in the way of a good time

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

what dup people?

 

[Chesticles]

You drunk already FF?

 

[Chesticles]

St Patties day sucked, whjat a watse of alcohol

 

[Chesticles]

Didnt go nowhere good

 

[Chesticles]

Im ganna fuck some slut from poker in like 2 days though

 

[Chesticles]

WWEEWWWWWW

 

[Chesticles]

God I need more alcohol

 

[Chesticles]

dirty sex

 

[Chesticles]

shes 19 and has a kid

 

[Chesticles]

but I don't care

 

[Chesticles]

loose vagina for everyone

 

[Line]

I'm buzzed now (three glasses of Jameson, one glass of Celtic Cross, one shot of Baileys, and 5 Guinness draughts) and I'm headed out to a Catholic College to party for the rest of the night. Have a good one everybody

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

fuck some whores and take some pics for the team Line

 

[Paulie]

I'm buzzed now (three glasses of Jameson, one glass of Celtic Cross, one shot of Baileys, and 5 Guinness draughts) and I'm headed out to a Catholic College to party for the rest of the night. Have a good one everybody

You and Delgado should be partying tonight.

 

[Line]

You and Delgado should be partying tonight.

I was including everything I drank...how much have you had so far?

 

[Line]

fuck some whores and take some pics for the team Line

Can't promise pics but I'll do my best with the whore...I really need to get laid

 

[CaptainCharisma]

im still sick...i can but green dye in my puke though