Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[CaptainCharisma]

^ you damn right

 

[Glex]

I'm writing on behalf of my roommate who just turned 21. He's drunk as shit. They tried to give him two beers and two monkey boys (a monkey boy is a pitcher with like 4-6 shots and flavoring). For comparison, I had one beer and two monkey boys on my 21st and I was good to go. He ways 65 pounds less than I do, though, and he's never drank before He only made it through half the second monkey boy. That'll learn him.

He threw up out the window of my car in a high profile drunk nabbing place (the intersection of the street the G-Man's on and Beaver for your reference, Line). I was not happy. Had to stop, put the four-ways on, get him out of my car and into an alley, park and come back. I'm just glad it wasn't a Friday or Saturday 'cause we would not have got away with that where we were.

 

[Line]

I'm not drunk drunk, at least not from a Line standpoint, but just enjoyed a few glasses of Knob Creak Bourbon and am going to sleep.

 

[Glex]

And now I'm posting on behalf of Line.

I get this phone call from him:

"Yeah, what's up?"

"E! What are you doing?"

"I have PT in the morning, I have to be up at 5 am."

"Fuck that E! You gotta come to the Phyrst!"

"Sorry man, I really can't."

"Fuck that! Come to the Phyrst!"

It kinda went like that

 

[Line]

^^ Still drinking.

 

[Glex]

No classes for you today, I see

 

[Line]

Still drinking.

 

[Paulie]

I plan on getting a little drunk tomorrow night, going to the clubs and stuff. Friends 21st birthday celebration.

 

[Line]

Paulie has nothing on me. Pay him no mind people.

 

[Chesticles]

James bond night tonight people

 

[Paulie]

Paulie has nothing on me. Pay him no mind people.

Well at least every time I'm drinking, I'm not sitting on the computer by myself. That's not fun at all.

 

[Line]

Well at least every time I'm drinking, I'm not sitting on the computer by myself. That's not fun at all.

Your words are hurtful.


Although I think it's more of a factor of my being drunk so frequently that when I am on the computer odds are I'm intoxicated anyway.

 

[Chesticles]

I tried to fuck my friends roomate, instead she hugged with one of my mates all night. What is that shit, he totally cock blocked me. but she was sayin how hoat I was. Is this a future sexy tiem or what people?

 

[Chesticles]

I'll just rape her anyway

 

[Chesticles]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Chesticles]

I didn't mean that

 

[Chesticles]

Or did I?

 

[Line]

I'm better than everyone.

 

[Freakzilla]

I wish I were drunk right now.

I'm such a disappointment.

Freak

 

[Chesticles]

You could always smoke weed