Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Hypocrisy86]

Im not drunk.

 

[samsam]

fdsfs

blösdflöaslfdöafsaflöaslföeflaeöfea from the ö:s u can tell i'm straight, also that i'm european........ö
wuts teh differans b-tween bush 'n' a bag o shit,
Punchline: THE BAG!
dahaheahea i got laid AND I DIDNT HAVE TO POAY FOR IT

n ppl r-memvber
u can puts a tuxedo on one goat but its stills a goat.32

 

[samsam]

dmn i smell nice, this new cologne rly is the shit
id hit it, if IT wsnt myself

 

[Skeptic]

^ yes you would...

 

[Pain]

 

[Line]

I'm head out now...

 

[Pain]

I'm head out now...

Don't come back untill you stabbed somebody.

 

[Zigurd]

HAhahahahaha how come I cant type properly while drunk and you can`t ?

I HAVE MASTERED DRUNK WRITTING xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Also, drunk + stonned, so yeah... my lvel is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[Beefcake]

Not drunk today, but I was yesterday. 8 Alexander Keiths, 4 shots of Tequila, and some Zambuka. The Zambuka fucked me up because I wanted to pass out but couldn't.

Birthday on the 22nd so expect me to be retardedly drunk and stoned

 

[Line]

HAhahahahaha how come I cant type properly while drunk and you can`t ?

I HAVE MASTERED DRUNK WRITTING xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Also, drunk + stonned, so yeah... my lvel is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You're a coward.

 

[Freakzilla]

 

[Pain]

Anyone drink around here anymore?

 

[thedon]

yae pian iod lal het tiem....just kiddin

 

[Beefcake]

Hangover city today :|

Smoked a dime last night between 3 people at my bud's house and we were drinking all night too. I just slept over. I didn't feel comfortable driving back.

 

[Rageking]

same as beefy, my head is spinning still....

 

[Chesticles]

Not drinking until xmas day with the diet. God I'm thirsty

 

[El Freako]

I'm too poor to drink atm...

 

[jnutz19]

i was drunk earlier but now im fixin to go to bed and im sobering up. which really sucks. ^^im too poor to drink too but thats why i drink other peoples beer.

 

[Beefcake]

On, Sunday I believe it was, I went out and got fucking hammered after a nice Thanksgiving Dinner

Then my smoking buds called me up and said "Hey man, if you got 5 on it, you can get in this session." I go over, 3 guys rolled a superblunt with a WHOLE ounce. I was like "Whaaa "

 

[Line]

Yo.