Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Storm]

Beefeater tonic, a drink for gentlemen.

 

[CJU]

You all wish you were drinking red wine like me. but i dont think you guys are man enough for it

 

[Storm]

red wine

Wine's good while eating, but after that it's gin time.

 

[Bulkboy]

Beer rocks tha house!!! Just drank 11 0,33 liter od beer, im kinfa drunke. love you all for who u are, and stau awav from alcohol its baf for you

 

[Banshee20]

LOL @ Bulkie!! "Baf for you".

Have fun tonight buddy! Be safe!

 

[Bulkboy]

sry banjee hope u still love me?? but mi gonna go ro bed now, itsd like 6 int he morning here adn im still shit wasrted ... god night everyone and have a pleasantr evening and future. love u all especiallty you bannshe

 

[Natureboypkr]

take me dru nk im home

 

[Chesticles]

take me dru nk im home

 

[EvilDumbell]

This place has became a drunks paradise, lets change the name to Alcoholic Mecca

 

[CaptainCharisma]

i never knew we had so many alcoholics...i thought Line and me were alone...im so happy

 

[Chesticles]

i never knew we had so many alcoholics...i thought Line and me were alone...im so happy

I love you to man.

 

[Line]

Line's had somewhere in the vicinity of 15-25 drinks...no idea where I fall into that range exactly. I'm feeling good though...and spelling correctly (Delgadoman)

 

[Chesticles]

^Lucky you didn't have 3 JD's man, yo'd be wasted

 

[Line]

^Lucky you didn't have 3 JD's man, yo'd be wasted

Roofles...where's Delgadoman? I wanna box him

 

[Storm]

Roofles...where's Delgadoman? I wanna rape him

Fixed

 

[Line]

He's too young...I'd go to jail!

 

[Storm]

you'd go to jail sooner or later for public scandal, so who cares?

 

[Chesticles]

I'd like to see Line drink with Del.








And of course the resulting hilarity when Del passes out








And Line rapes him

 

[Line]

I probably wouldn't rape him...although I would have to teach him a lesson for thinking he can out-drink me.

 

[FOOTBALL FAN]

Del does love his Schnapps and Baileys, his freinds told me when he drinks he likes to be called Sarah