Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Chesticles]

His lurking Pal

 

[Chesticles]

Ganna hit up some brews tomorrow for the day of football that's goin down.

 

[Line]

...and the girl I was going to hook up with just left

 

[Paulie]

^ You dont ever hook up with anybody

 

[Clint]

you seriously need to get laid already Line

 

[Chesticles]

Join the club.

 

[Chesticles]

Lol you and Paulie follow each other around alot

 

[Line]

^ You dont ever hook up with anybody

you do?

 

[Clint]

you do?

owned

seriously, whoever can actually own Line, Ill send you a dollar and rep you nonstop for a week

never gonna happen

 

[Paulie]

you do?

if your mom counts, then yes.

 

[Line]

owned

seriously, whoever can actually own Line, Ill send you a dollar and rep you nonstop for a week

never gonna happen

Other than the girls who consciously change their mind at the last second, it ain't gonnna happen

 

[Glex]

Well, this is the closest I've ever been to qualify for posting on this thread. I suppose I'm drunk enough to count it.

 

[Line]

Hey, Glex...your mother.

 

[Glex]

Hey Line...your mother's face.

 

[Line]

Hey Line...your mother's face.

I passed out and read this in the morning. Fuck.

 

[Chesticles]

Hey both of you,













Wanna make out?

 

[Palmetto]

Last night sucked...had to pick up drunk sorority girls from a party that got busted. Needless to say, we had a slumber party.

 

[Line]

Last night sucked...had to pick up drunk sorority girls from a party that got busted. Needless to say, we had a slumber party.

Seeing how you said it sucked, I'm guessing you didn't actually have that slumber party


Damn I'm hungover.

 

[Palmetto]

It did suck until the slumber party. Join the club...I'm hungover as hell too. Mixed my beer w/ Vodka. Palmetto & Vodka don't go well at all.

 

[Line]

I don't even remember drinking that much. Then again, I did have three beers and three shots of tequila before going to the bar to drink two pitchers and two whiskey/diet cokes, then returning to the apartment for three more beers or so.

Oops.