Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Chesticles]

and gay canadians.

 

[Rageking]

Why smoke in the first place?

why drink?

 

[Palmetto]

I don't...

 

[Rageking]

I don't...

o.... you should

 

[Chesticles]

His obviously lying.

 

[Rageking]

yeaaa boooii

 

[Flex]

i'm bouncer at club, we go there when closed and grind with some fat bitch while singing chareoke, even tho there was no chareokie avialble. i tokk off my shit and girnding that shit. then my boy showe me heis penis and she laugh at how small it was. damn, boy what a fuckin night.l got some red ferrari's up in my anus boi, shit son. we barhaoppers son, we go place to place, never stop.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

 

[Flex]

fuck, feelin pretty sober now.

 

[Rocky]

fuck, feelin pretty sober now.

lol Flex - you're funny when you're drunk.

Boring as hell when you're sober but funny when you're drunk.

Become an alcoholic.

 

[Flex]

lol Flex - you're funny when you're drunk.

Boring as hell when you're sober but funny when you're drunk.

Become an alcoholic.

Thanks for the great advice on a bodybuilding forum.

 

[Chesticles]

Does anyone else get an absolute load of fuckwits out when they drink, or is it just me?

 

[CaptainCharisma]

uhhhh wtf did you just say?

 

[Lanois]

GEJEHELLO! mafakkers

 

[Lanois]

wåtteføkk I was out and stuff and this chick started toungingn with me, and this random guy comes over to me and starts barking at me because I was making out with his girlfriend or something :S

 

[Chesticles]

^ Line would be proud

 

[lifterdead]

I feel I must wade in...

To this drunken thread of nonsense.


Well, it's 12:17am, I just got back from a "Native" bar in downtown Prince George with a Korean, Chinese, Canadian, and a Brit. It was the hotel bar in the Sunny Days Inn. The ONLY bar in all of PG that wasn't packed.

Why?

The goddamn fight, that's why. UFC is fuckin big here, and all the usual crappy sports bars were packed to the max. Hence our oddesey to whatever dive in PG that doesn't have a TV.



Goddamn, Northern Canada is fucked up.

 

[Flex]

To this drunken thread of nonsense.


Well, it's 12:17am, I just got back from a "Native" bar in downtown Prince George with a Korean, Chinese, Canadian, and a Brit. It was the hotel bar in the Sunny Days Inn. The ONLY bar in all of PG that wasn't packed.

Why?

The goddamn fight, that's why. UFC is fuckin big here, and all the usual crappy sports bars were packed to the max. Hence our oddesey to whatever dive in PG that doesn't have a TV.



Goddamn, Northern Canada is fucked up.

Did you know anyone in that hot air balloon.

 

[Palmetto]

i'm bouncer at club, we go there when closed and grind with some fat bitch while singing chareoke, even tho there was no chareokie avialble. i tokk off my shit and girnding that shit. then my boy showe me heis penis and she laugh at how small it was. damn, boy what a fuckin night.l got some red ferrari's up in my anus boi, shit son. we barhaoppers son, we go place to place, never stop.

Best post in here yet.

 

[Palmetto]

I just woke up from a pretty drunken night myself. Got a chick in the bed right now so I guess it wasn't a bad night at all.