Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Chesticles]

How bigs her penis?

 

[Palmetto]

Bigger than mine.

 

[German_Joe]

Imraan would be proud

 

[Rageking]

Imraan would be proud

and jealous

 

[Glex]

Oh hi there

 

[Chesticles]

Drunks

 

[Flex]

My vboy fuckin hook me up wsith some drinks son. I get some fuckin drinks man. Man I fuckin walke out on dance floor and this black bitch say yo "you think you can compete with these black boyz" I be like, yo we better than these black boyz. I go out wit my boy and we dance like a mo fucker. She be like "yo i never new a white boy couild dance fso fuckin goooooooooood" I be like "yeah baby, show me yo nipple". She gotz da pierced nipple yo, I get da hookup. She told me to come sex her uip on some other night, so no pussy tonight brothers.

 

[Flex]

arty liek a rockstar. party like a rockastary. I bet black girzl be crazy in sda sack hyo. They got big booties, and they shake it soooooo fuckin well baby. I want to try it sumtime. maybe enn near future baby, in their butt. Yes yes, anal sex is coooo.l.

 

[Flex]

seh show jme her nipple and her friend be like no don't show your nipple. I start suckin on dat shit and her friend muzt been sober yo. Fuckin friend get tha shit outta here, you aint wanna party like me yo. Fuck, pussy is nice.

 

[Chesticles]

"yeah baby, show me yo nipple".

 

[Palmetto]

Flex has gone down hill in a hurry.

 

[Palmetto]

On an up note...I shall be getting drunk tonight and may make an apperance in this thread.

 

[Palmetto]

Ahh...just popped open my first one.

 

[Chesticles]

I'll be in here tomorrow possibly.

 

[Line]

Well it's 9am and I'm drinking. Should make for an interesting day.

 

[Rocky]

I'm working again tonight - no drinking for me. My next session will be 2 nights in a row with my old shift buddies. Should be good.

 

[Chesticles]

Man, last night was funny. My brother hurt his foot and kept randomly falling over in the pub, fuck it was hilarious.

 

[Flex]

Well it's 9am and I'm drinking. Should make for an interesting day.

 

[Chesticles]

I was expecting something better then this from you Flex

 

[Line]

I'm crunked in this muthafucka.