Official sex thread

[Zigurd]

Just got laid. Awesome. Got any amazing sex stories to share ? Lets get this bitch started.

 

[Johnny5]

Congrats you're no longer a virgin. You're a man now.

 

[tim290280]

I get laid everyday.

True story.

 

[Pickle]

I get laid everyday.

True story.

i hope my wife has low standards

 

[Skeptic]

Hah, its not a story where I had sex, but aweosme none the less.

We were out, incredibly drunk, me and a female friend got in a cab to head home, on the way we picked up another female friend of ours and the guy she was going home with. Me and the two girls were in the back seat, the dude in the front. I proceeded to hook up with/feel up the girl who had the guy while he was in the front seat.

I felt rather accomplished.

 

[Pickle]

Hah, its not a story where I had sex, but aweosme none the less.

We were out, incredibly drunk, me and a female friend got in a cab to head home, on the way we picked up another female friend of ours and the guy she was going home with. Me and the two girls were in the back seat, the dude in the front. I proceeded to hook up with/feel up the girl who had the guy while he was in the front seat.

I felt rather accomplished.

lol mac daddy skip, stuff of legends. did she come home with you though? and how did he react?

 

[Skeptic]

lol mac daddy skip, stuff of legends. did she come home with you though? and how did he react?

I don't remember how he reacted lol, I was pretty drunk. No she didn't heh.

 

[Pickle]

so for all you know she went home with him anyway? lol

 

[Skeptic]

I didn't care if she came home with me. Staying awake so the cabby didn't rob me was my highest priority at the time.

 

[tim290280]

i hope my wife has low standards

Common Pickle. You'd have to be sexier than me, she wouldn't need low standards to have sex with you everyday. Don't sell yourself short.

 

[Skeptic]

Common Pickle. You'd have to be sexier than me, she wouldn't need low standards to have sex with you everyday. Don't sell yourself short.

He is possibly the sexiest fellow I've ever met.

 

[Natzo]

He is possibly the sexiest fellow I've ever met.

you have yet to meet me..

 

[PrinceVegeta]

I have sex everyday...true story...

 

[Natzo]

that's a legendary thread right there! funny stuff. (respect hypo)

 

[Skeptic]

you have yet to meet me..

I can safely say, you are not as sexy as Pickle. It is impossible to be as sexy as Pickle. The day someone is born even AS sexy as pickle, the world would implode because it can't handle so much sexy. Sorry bud.

 

[Natzo]

I can safely say, you are not as sexy as Pickle. It is impossible to be as sexy as Pickle. The day someone is born even AS sexy as pickle, the world would implode because it can't handle so much sexy. Sorry bud.

Pickle says i'm sexy..

 

[Skeptic]

He's just humouring you.

 

[Pickle]

lol, im the least sexy person on the board. Stop humouring me you jerks.

Id be sexy if I had your nigger arse skip.

 

[PrinceVegeta]

Natzo, Pickle said your a nightfighter lol....

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Just got laid. Awesome.

Wow amazing sex story!!