Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Glex]

Sara's lookin' over my shoulder and, after seeing this thread, asked, "Is there an official 'I just had sex right now' thread?"

Your thoughts?

 

[CaptainCharisma]

Sara's lookin' over my shoulder and, after seeing this thread, asked, "Is there an official 'I just had sex right now' thread?"

Your thoughts?

glex is gonna get some

 

[Glex]

^^

 

[Paulie]

I was including everything I drank...how much have you had so far?

Im not drinking tonight, I got work early tomorrow. I heard that Guiness doesnt settle well in your stomach when youre drunk.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

Guiness is the greatest beer of all time, nothing bad can come out of drinking it

 

[Line]

I got cock-blocked worse than I ever have before while hooking up with a high school girl

 

[Chesticles]

^Details/pics/vids?

 

[Line]

^Details/pics/vids?

Coming soon.

 

[CaptainCharisma]

Coming soon.

will they be green?

 

[Paulie]

I got cock-blocked worse than I ever have before while hooking up with a high school girl

She was probably taller than you and didnt want your short ass

 

[Line]

She was probably taller than you

She was

and didnt want your short ass

That part's not true, she was all about my short, nicely-sculpted ass. Although I did just find out that she's 17 and has a boyfriend

 

[Chesticles]

^Since when does that ever matter?

 

[Line]

^Since when does that ever matter?

I could care less that she has a boyfriend and obviously she could too seeing how she didn't mention him the entire night, I'm just saying I won't be posting her pics because she's only 17.

 

[Chesticles]

Ah the joys of the legal age in Australia being 16

 

[Palmetto]

Where my boys at?

 

[Line]

Yo nigga, I've pounded quite a couple of brews and hanging out waiting for my bitches to arrive. Beer pong tourney at my local bar ended poorly so hopefully I'll get laid tonight regardless. woot.

 

[Palmetto]

haha...i hear ya

 

[Palmetto]

Knocked out like 8 during the clemson game and we lost so I'm pretty shatty right now

 

[SerbMarko]

m4l80 u best be drunk.. cause iam

 

[Palmetto]

m4l80