Official "I'm drunk right now" thread

[Palmetto]

Two Colt 45 24 oz's and one Miller High Life Tall Boy down. The bar to go.

 

[Palmetto]

Just got back from the bar. My roommate is puking his guts out on his 21st. My mission is accomplished.

 

[Chesticles]

Do you plan on raping him when he passes out?

 

[Lanois]

he should

 

[Line]

Crruuuuunnnkkkkeedddddddddd.

 

[FuManChu]

Do you plan on raping him when he passes out?

 

[Line]

Line is belligerent.

 

[Palmetto]

I'm so hammered right now. There is this girl and she has a boryfirnd but i dont acre. I'ma get that shit

 

[Chesticles]

I can't wait to make my triumphant return to this thread on Christmas day

 

[Line]

Sippin' on gin and juice...

 

[Chesticles]

What's your new years plans there Lineski?

 

[Line]

What's your new years plans there Lineski?

No idea as of yet. I'm going to New York City on Dec. 26th to see a film on opening day and other than that my plans for winter break remain vacant. I'll probably be working a lot but haven't decided yet who I am to grace with my presence on New Year's Eve. Be assured I am going to be most intoxicated though.

 

[Chesticles]

Be assured I am going to be most intoxicated though.

That's my boy

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Im just buzzed right now,
Had Samuel adams, holiday Porter , and umm i forgot the other beers i had rofl.

 

[Chesticles]

Any Mike's hard lemonade?

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Any Mike's hard lemonade?

FU, that shits good..

 

[Palmetto]

FU, that shits good..

You know how I know you're gay?

 

[Hypocrisy86]

You know how I know you're gay?

You got some serious arrogance issues buddy.
get the dildo out your corn creamed ass.

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Keep laughing box boy.

 

[Hypocrisy86]

Hey Line maybe i should send you a 100$ gift car for a liquor store of your choice

Palmo, maybe a place for a new hard hat for your construction JOB.